Annual Fete T-Shirts

Ventriloquist's fete

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Absent friends!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

The nonprofit dog fight.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Tombola Winner

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

The Butlers Ball.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

The Last Dinner

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

You can take the girl out of Kew...

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

'Ah - Mr. Figgs - you used to work for that bank - anything for the church fete?'

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

Drunk lizard/newt gets thrown out of the 'Nibworth Nature & Wildlife Conservation Annual Dinner Dance'.

'Here's to vague college memories that keep 3 old guys without much in common anymore sharing a drink once a year.'

"Let's have a great capital campaign this year."