Nature Retreat Fan Gifts

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"I love you too, big guy."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Canada's winter survival kit.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Lei-ing Hens

Biliard Enthusiast

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"I'm more of a day owl."

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads