Nature Retreat Fan Gifts

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I love you too, big guy."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Canada's winter survival kit.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Biliard Enthusiast

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Lei-ing Hens

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'