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"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

"Looks like we'll be going on holiday on our own this year."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"First class, or with children?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Hiding the electronics.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Travelling

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lounging by the pool

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'