Stay-at-home Vacationer Prints

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Yipeee!"

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','