Summer Vacationers Prints

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

'Why is the first day we're out of school circled in black?'

"O.K., Summer Breaks is over. Back to hell."

'Renting this place during the summer pays the plumbers and carpenters needed each week after it's trashed.'

'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Caution: 5 Day Wading Period

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Marshmallows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'How very Cumbria.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."