Indoor Vacationer Pillows

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

Overdoing it.

'How was your holiday?'

Flotation Device on the Phone

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Scene on the English coast.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'