Winter Vacationer Pillows

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"

"How was the ski trip?"

'You forgot to cancel the milk and paper again, didn't you?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Skiing.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Skier and his dog.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'First of all, relax.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Clown Skis.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Yipeee!"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Sunbathing with your PC.