Indoor Camper Pillows

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home i think they meant in the UK

"When you suggested a 'staycation' I thought you meant a nice hotel by the coast."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Building a Shelter

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Sunbathing with your PC.

Remember to lash from the outside!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Bear Recycling.

Phone Mittens

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Camping Equipment: Now is the offer of our discount tents.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

'I don't like roughing it...'