Inner Village Wanderer Gifts

'Tell me about your village.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Who's the new guy?'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Have you been working out?'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

A bit of Newlyn.

Relax.

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Manhattan Woods

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Pantomime Horse

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

'Now what?'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

'I'm told the natives are quite technologically advances here - they worship Mark Zuckerberg.'

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

American high street

Psychiatry. Whenever I go on an ego trip, my superego won't let me have any fun.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'