Domestic Wanderer Gifts

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Hither and Yon sign

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Fork in the trail.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Welcome to Scotland...

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Insomnia.

Hiker's right of way.

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician