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'Hon...Why do we have tumbleweed rolling across the living room floor?' 'That's not tumbleweed...The dog is shedding again.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Hither and Yon sign

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Fork in the trail.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Welcome to Scotland...

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

'Almost done.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Exploring in the countryside.