Kitchen Wanderer T-Shirts

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

I made you a cake!

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Boy baking a cake.

Time for pancakes!

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Egg Surprise

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'

Eating raw cake mix.