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You are ironing my shorts with a rotary saw

Animal lovers.

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

Captain steering house through flood.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"It helps."

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'The good news is it's not mice.'