Domestic Adventure Seeker Mugs

You are ironing my shorts with a rotary saw

Animal lovers.

'Where do we keep the boiling water?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Captain steering house through flood.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'How's the water skiing?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

G.P.S. For the Home

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"It helps."

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"