Diner Dwellers Gifts

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Can I have flies with that'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

I'm not going to send over my manager just because there's a fly in your soup. What about sending over the fly's manager.

Wifi whore

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"The usual."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

A menu with risks and benefits

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"What do you recommend today?"