Diner Dwellers Pillows

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Can I have flies with that'

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Wifi whore

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"The usual."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

A menu with risks and benefits

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'You made me jump,'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"What do you recommend today?"

A train's dining car is a diner.