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"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Turtle Trailer Court

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Shakespeare Street

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Upper West Side Story

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

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'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."