Parental Home Dweller T-Shirts

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Come and get it!"

Shakespeare Street

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Upper West Side Story

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Student Food Pyramid

Cat and Broom

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."