Mobile Home Dweller T-Shirts

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

OM, SWEET OM

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Thank you."

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'