Mobile Dweller T-Shirts

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Turtle Trailer Court

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Come and get it!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"