Mobile Home Dweller Pillows

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

OM, SWEET OM

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"Thank you."

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Scat!"

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.