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A Cow runs out of Milk.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Shakespeare Street

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Cat and Broom

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

A menu with risks and benefits

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Biting Slippers.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Factominiums."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."