Kitchen Dwellers Mugs

A Cow runs out of Milk.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Shakespeare Street

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

Cat and Broom

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

A menu with risks and benefits

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Biting Slippers.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"Factominiums."

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'It's the people downstairs again.'