Cottage Dweller Mugs

Riverside Cottage

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Come and get it!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

New York Scatological Society

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