Indoor Dweller Pillows

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

Shakespeare Street

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Upper West Side Story

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Student Food Pyramid

Cat and Broom

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.