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'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

We'll have Manhattans...

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

A man looks up at the earth

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I don't believe in you!"

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Kensington Fluffies

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."