High-rise Lover Pillows

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

We'll have Manhattans...

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A man looks up at the earth

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't believe in you!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Kensington Fluffies

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'