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"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

The Art Student.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Come and get it!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

OM, SWEET OM

A menu with risks and benefits

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Tortured Plank

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Thank you."