Multi-story Dweller Pillows

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

The Art Student.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Turtle Trailer Court

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Upper West Side Story

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

OM, SWEET OM

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

A menu with risks and benefits

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Tortured Plank

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Thank you."