Big City Dwellers Prints

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

"Need hug."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Hoodie Hang-out

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Can't even hold signs well.

Sick Building Syndrome

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Upper West Side Story

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."