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"Electricity can be generated in the garden using a small dynamo and a false perspective."

"Young Frankenstein"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Jr. cloning kit

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Sport Utility Boot.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Bird Bath.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Children's Imagination

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Computerized Dollhouse.

World's cheapest car

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."