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"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Drunk in bar stool.

The first transatlantic communication.

"Young Frankenstein"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Jr. cloning kit

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Sport Utility Boot.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Imagination

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Children's Imagination

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"