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Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

The first transatlantic communication.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'