Amateur Inventor Gifts

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Drunk in bar stool.

"Young Frankenstein"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Jr. cloning kit

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"He's my school project for science class."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Imagination

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Children's Imagination

Computerized Dollhouse.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

World's cheapest car

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'It keeps me sane!'