Amateur Gadgeteer Gifts

Making Own Snow in Switzerland

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Digital Fomo!

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Desert wifi