Village Visionary T-Shirts

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Developers at small African village.

Workman at model village removes pub and post office.

Old women in model village over reacting at 'wrestling' in the model town hall

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Do me next."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Art of Surviving

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Real Estate Depression

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Louise Glück

Banksy