Household Innovator Gifts

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Bird Bath.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Swiss Army Stove.

Self-Employment

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Husband washes the dishes

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Hot Lunch.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

'I'd chalk it up to just another crazy backyard hobby...'

Self-driving stroller