Home Air Innovator Pillows

"Just what I wanted -- a carbon-sucking device."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Solar Frankenstein

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

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'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Swiss Army Stove.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Man generating power for machine.

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Beware of the dog.

Husband washes the dishes

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Hot Lunch.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."