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The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Man's best friend

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."