Household Task Conqueror T-Shirts

To Do List.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Bring It On!

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Careerist

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

A day in the life of a dish sink

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"It gets easier the second time."

The Colonel at home.

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Man of steel wool.

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'