Health Food Innovator T-Shirts

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

6 Brothers Falafel

Queen of Quinoa

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Cheese Secret

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Healthy Eating Casualties

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."