Nutritional Innovators T-Shirts

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

6 Brothers Falafel

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Cheese Secret

"Fresh pepper?"

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"We're making progress."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Solar Range.

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."