Nutritional Innovators T-Shirts

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

6 Brothers Falafel

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Cheese Secret

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"We're making progress."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Solar Range.

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."