Tech-obsessed Eater Prints

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Woman finds something in her soup.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

Swedish Meta Balls.

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'