Foodie Tech Enthusiast Prints

"Everything's fine, thanks."

Please note that our menu items have changed. For starters, press or say 1. For main courses, press or say 2. For desserts, ..........'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Judging by the noises your stomach is making, this app can suggest which restaurant to go to, and what and how much to order."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Woman finds something in her soup.

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.