Sports Dinner Attendee Gifts

'Are you a footballer?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

A man cheers

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

The Last Dinner

"I'm NOT pontificating!"

Five minutes everybody.

Old Fred's Seat

"No! I'm NOT pregnant. I just ate dinner..."

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

Red and Yellow dress

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

Thanksgiving Dinner Highlights

TV dinner

Dinner