Sports Banquet Prints

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

A man cheers

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Soccer coach of the year.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Happy Champion

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Stop with racism in sport!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'