Sports Event Prints

Rugby - Barring the goal

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Carlo Ancelotti

Gymnastic Winner.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Go team!

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'Your knee is totally messed up. But don't worry. We'll erase it, draw a new one...'

(visual gag) 'HA-ARRRGH' A shot put athlete tears off his head when he throws his put

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'And until you DO care who wins the big game, STAY OUT!'

Strive to win!

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Euro 2016

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"Two strikes, how about I throw you a slow ball?"

"You know, we could easily handle this peacefully, but there are too many adults on the field."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"Buona Sera, Mrs. Johnson! You ordered two pizzas. That's £18!"

Nebraska Fans

'To tell you the truth, I thought I lost the fight.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

Scissor Relay

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”