Sports Award Ceremony Prints

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Win - win

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Soccer coach of the year.

Employee of the Month

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Happy Champion

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Oscars

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"I want to thank all the little people."

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'We're still crazy then ...'

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

Base chapel.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

The Oscars