Annual Banquet Prints

Umpire's Banquet.

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Absent friends!'

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Anton's Bar and Grill

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

Ventriloquist's fete

First Annual Psychic Convention

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

I swear that boy has grown another foot since the last time I saw him.

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

The Butlers Ball.