Game Day Celebrations Gifts

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

A man cheers

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Snail Racing

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.